Monday, March 4, 2013

My Fashion Pet Peeves-Wardrobe Malfunction

    I don't know if it really was a wardrobe malfunction, or were they just so oblivious or maybe even intentional. It is just totally disturbing when I come across people who wears their clothes like that. Like what? Hmm.

  Well, how do you define undergarment? A clothing that is worn underneath or just one word to describe: lingerie. Yes, so how do you wear them? You wear them underneath your overall clothes, right? But I don't understand how people can wear them as such that either some part of it is peeking out or exposed. I totally don't get ladies who wear tank tops and don't cross their bra straps. Say, the tank top is yellow and they're wearing a black bra. So you'll see the yellow cut-in tank and two black straps popping out at the sides. Like, c'mon!! All I can say is that, either that they're lazy to change their straps, or they think it's nice that way or they're just so clueless about it. *inserts troll face*

  Secondly, I know some peeps love fashion a lot but then, I don't know if they've noticed that your dress or pants is too thin that you can see through it? Especially white garments. They are very thin and the lining underneath is either only halfway or very thin that makes no difference either. Some peeps don't notice it but people can see their underwear colour, which I don't want people to. So before stepping out, I make sure that my dresses are not too thin by standing somewhere at home that has sunlight shone directly and get Mum to look out for me. In that way, if it is too thin, I wear a tight shorts inside.


  Similarly, tights or leotards and pencil skirts are really dangerous as well. Because they are garments that are body-hugging, some people don't really notice it but their pantyline is so clearly visible. This is because the underwear hemline is a little bumpy and the tight skirt or pants traces everything, worst if you're wearing a white pencil skirt and black undies. You can not only see the pantyline but also a black area. TOTALLY EMBARRASSING! Again. I check it both front and back at the mirror and if it's showing, I wear shorts inside to smoothen the surface. Or, just wear a seamless nude undie.


  Do you love wearing low-waisted pants? Almost ALL my pants are low-waisted but one. I don't like midis, but I love high-waisted pants! What is even more disgraceful is people wearing low-waisted pants and their undies are showing when they sit down. Hey, is either you wear a high -waisted pants or change your undies please!! I'm not the type that would purposely change my undergarments for a certain pants I wear. It's either I change my pants or I wear a top that is long enough to cover my not-so-low-waisted-undies. In fact, if I know I'm going out, I would just wear those low-waisted briefs. Simple as that. Some pants are so low that..their butt is even exposed. *speechless* And people can go out just like that. I'd normally try out my pants by squatting down because that's the lowest you can get to see if it's so low that some not so worthy things are exposed. I don't know, maybe they think it's sexy. *pukes*


  Loose, curly bra straps worn with sleeveless clothes. SERIOUSLY? When we sit down, the straps or both lingerie and shirt loosens too. And so the bra strap comes standing up and curly, like noodles. TIME TO GET A NEW ONE, DEAR! If you don't want to change those darling straps, then wear something with sleeves, kay?


  I'm particularly aware of not wearing light coloured or white clothing when that time of the month is nearing because it comes in a sudden and I don't want people to laugh at my back. It's really embarrassing when someone tells you you stained your pants. I mean, accidents do happen but avoiding it from happening is always better than to let it happen, no? Even when I'm wearing skirts, I wear pants underneath to give it double protection. At least, I am an extra layer safer. Hahah~


  Have you tried going out with your zippers down or one of your button is undone? I have once in a blue moon, I don't know how it happened to me. I might be dreaming when I was wearing it on I guess but really it was embarrassing. I had one of my high-waisted pant's button undone that day. There were 4 buttons and it really is hard to button. I went to toilet just undoing 3 buttons but I think the 4th one just popped undone itself and I didn't button it. Good thing it was the last button so it wasn't jutting out. Good thing I realized it fast or else I wouldn't know where to hide my face.


  I'm sorry if the way I describe things were a little disgusting, but those were really what I've been through and witnessed. So be careful gals!!

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